Wednesday, March 30, 2011

"EAT CORNBREAD, RAISE HELL" was a piece of graffiti I put up in the Chukker Mens Room & I'm pretty sure my late wife, Sharon, put on the wall of the Ladies Room in about '88 or '89 back when Bruce Hopper owned it. I'd missed my 20th DOTHAN HIGH CLASS OF '68 Reunion but I'd immersed myself in '68 nostalgia. ECRH was a take off on our Sr. '68 motto "RAISE HELL, GO NAKED". Well,"Eat Cornbread, Raise Hell" caught on and got "reprinted" all over the bar & then it caught on with the "bohemian crowd" in T-town. When you google "EAT CORNBREAD RAISE HELL" you get over 280 results & now they even got a EAT CORNBREAD RAISE HELL DOT COM !

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....


I don't care whether PG shoots me along with Nixo, I'm sharing this with THE TRIBE:

I called the Augusta Chronicle and talked to the person who wrote the article that stated that I was dead.
It was really cool because he and I are both progressive rock fanatics. We must have talked for two hours about bands we both loved like Rennaisanse (SP) and UK.
So, maybe I died but I found a new friend.
By the way that picture of you and me and Rodney Mills has to be the worst picture ever taken of me. I am ugly but not that ugly. LOL
I am alive and kicking and maybe getting ready to start playing on a regular basis. More to come.
P. and G. goddard

Trbor Xin & Luap Daddog ...but when they took the stage... WHAT MORE CAN YOU SAY?

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Hey y'all~
Y'all all know how much I love to brag on myself so let me git it over with right off the bat.

This new kid was working with me the other day & I was showing him the best way to measure for a closet rod by marking the half way point in the middle of the back wall of the closet. The inside of the closet was almost 9 feet across. Made my mark, took my measurement & I MISSED THE MIDDLE OF THAT CLOSET BY 3/32 OF AN INCH. Hope to make 61 neck month but right now, THE OLD PRO's STILL GOT IT!

Kerry needs to fill her card for THE TRISTATE BBQ FESTIVAL , FRIDAY, APRIL 8 & SATURDAY, APRIL 9. She's only got 5 vendor spots left & 4 pro teams spots for the BBQ competition so
& Get Yourself To The Farm Center Friday evening, April 8 about 6 to ROCK OUT @
THE BOPCATZZZZZZZZ BBQ Bash. This should be the correct link--- or even

The BopCats will be rockin' out at the 6th annual Tri-State BBQ Festival and Bash on Friday April 8th... spread the word...