HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN :
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> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
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> hamper according to lights and darks.
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> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
> mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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> Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg
> cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
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> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
> with 43 added vitamins.
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> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
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> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> red.
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> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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> Rinse conditioner off hair.
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> Shave armpits and legs.
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> Turn off shower.
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
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> Get out of shower.
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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> HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
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> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
> in a pile.
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> Walk naked to the bathroom.
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> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her
> making the woo-woo sound
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> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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> Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your ass.
> Get in the shower.
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> Wash your face.
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> Wash your armpits.
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> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> Pee.
> Rinse off and get out of shower.
> Partially dry off.
> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
> hanging out of tub the whole time.
> Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> If you pass wife, pull off towel,
> shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.
> Throw wet towel on bed.
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> If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at
> the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you.
> Have a great day! Oh, and....woo woo!!!